Lots of Bling....but no Pling

Hey kids, so it's just like christmas here at the shop these days as our spring bookings come in. Every day it seems we get to run around giggling like little school girls, waving around hands that have the latest and greatest bling clutched in whitened fingers. Some of the bling is personal bling, i myself just aquired a V-One carbon bar....weighing in at a whopping 134g for a 685mm width...i know...fatty fatty fatty my bike's going to weigh a ton....but enough about my stuff...we just got in some wicked Hope seat clamps and quick releases (blue, gold, red, and polished), some new Saint cranks, Straitline Wedgie stem, bar ends, and brake levers, 661 Evo gloves, knees, and elbows....to protect yourself when you go try out your bling for the very first time....sadly amongst all this glorious shtuff i found not an ounce of pling (pink bling for those of you not in "the know") and seeing as pling is one of my favorite things....i was momentarily saddened...until i saw the stack of new tires and went back to running around with stuff clutched close to my chest....for those in need of some Maxxis lovin....we've got everything from Swamp Things to Hookworms. That is all.