Saturday, February 28, 2009
just a quick note about tomorrow's ride....unfortunately there will be no Rider's representation as Shayne has other "obligations" for the day and can't make it out....that said the weather looks a wee bit hellish so here's your excuse to stay warm and cozy inside tomorrow.
happy trails kids
Friday, February 27, 2009
The Viking Cat has been mapped out for the most part. I have a few changes to make here and there, but it's pretty much set up. I rode the course last night and it took me just over 42 minutes. That's not stopping too much but not riding super fast either. I did however, kind of know where I was going and did not have to look for clues. So I think that fast riders should be able to finish the race in about an hour or so, and the less speedy ones about an hour and 20-30 min. The cat will be almost entirely based on clues, that is, you'll have to find the answer to a question in any given place, find an object etc. This is because I want all of my bike people to ride instead of standing around and making people do the "running man" all night or any other chore that is only achievable with a warm jacket and copious amount of a fermented alcoholic beverage.
That said, (or written) There might be one stop, where I will personally present you with a skill testing question, or punish you in any way I feel is appropriate. The focus is primarily on the fun factor though and there will be beers to quench the thirst of weary racers. I'm currently in negotiations with a couple of respectable proprietors supplying us with a secure area for sweaty cyclists so we should be able to stretch our legs and put the liver to work in a bike friendly atmosphere.
As is customary in alley cat races, there will be an award for: First place and DFL (Dead Fucking Last) as well as the oddball "Geoffrey award" for best costume or best spill, or something that Geoffrey deems worthy of reward.The Race will take place on Wednesday the 11th of March at 7:30pm, so get your commuters/beer bikes/road bikes/bikes ready. Costumes are encouraged but not necessary. The excuse: "I don't have a bike for the race" will not be accepted as valid, and keep in mind that the Geoffrey award (and probably the DFL) may go to a person that rides their 7 inch fully in the race wearing a tutu.
check out the Facebook group as well: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5096454443&ref=ts#/event.php?eid=53468706913
Hey kids, so it's just like christmas here at the shop these days as our spring bookings come in. Every day it seems we get to run around giggling like little school girls, waving around hands that have the latest and greatest bling clutched in whitened fingers. Some of the bling is personal bling, i myself just aquired a V-One carbon bar....weighing in at a whopping 134g for a 685mm width...i know...fatty fatty fatty my bike's going to weigh a ton....but enough about my stuff...we just got in some wicked Hope seat clamps and quick releases (blue, gold, red, and polished), some new Saint cranks, Straitline Wedgie stem, bar ends, and brake levers, 661 Evo gloves, knees, and elbows....to protect yourself when you go try out your bling for the very first time....sadly amongst all this glorious shtuff i found not an ounce of pling (pink bling for those of you not in "the know") and seeing as pling is one of my favorite things....i was momentarily saddened...until i saw the stack of new tires and went back to running around with stuff clutched close to my chest....for those in need of some Maxxis lovin....we've got everything from Swamp Things to Hookworms. That is all.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
The results are not pretty, but as long as it works, who cares it's inside a brake drum for crying out loud:
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Monday, February 23, 2009
Tuft's teammate David Zabriski who's known for his dry wit and excessive facial hair (and he can kind of ride a bike as well, 2nd in the recent Tour of California) and is the only American to have won stage wins in all three grand tours (France, Spain, Italia). These two make an interesting team even though we're officially supposed to be Saxo bank and Astana supporters here at the shop.
New York Times, somewhat surprisingly, has a pretty good cycling section and if you wish to read a little more about Tuft, check out the link below:
Saturday, February 21, 2009
So Mitch, Baker, Halldor and i all went for an impromptu night ride last night....a night ride that was full of people definitely NOT at a level one could call "fit" (that's NOT fit Claire! Myaha!So come out and play!) so the night was crisp and beeeeautiful, and i was able to take it all in, slowly, as my lungs attempted to cut my body off from that pesky gas called oxygen. We did a bit of a different route from usual, meandering up the fireroad to the top of jelly roll(where i achieved a bird-shaped bruise due to leg/frame interactions), then ran down to northridge, sidewinder, who's yer daddy, night shift, short cut(where upon Halldor had a mighty viking crash down the left side of the first rock roll and injured his wing...VIKING DOOOOWN!!!!) , shock treatment into the TTA....i have to say i'm becoming quite the fan of night riding. i don't know what i'm going to do when i can see more than a 3' circle of fuzzy light in front of me. Something about night riding makes you do stupider things that you'd usually bypass, makes you look up at the stars and breifly forget that irriatating burning-lung syndrome you picked up somewhere between the last vestiges of summer and the first chilly winds of winter (too wordy for you Jamie?...too bad!). in short...suck it up, buy a light and come join the silent masses....oh did i mention you rarely run into other riders on the mountain...oh yes...if your local hill is crowded during the day, then go by night and find a whole new mountain to play on!
that is all
Friday, February 20, 2009
As some of you already know (since you were at the partay on wednesday) I am putting together a new Sugoi riding kit for the roadies, which will consist of, Mens and Womens short sleeve Jersey's, Mens and Womens RS shorts, Mens RS bib shorts, arm warmers, and aero bootie covers. Yes I said aero!! The kits will be black with red side panels and white logos. As for the Mtn. bikers we are doing a black argyle Royal long sleeve jersey, pro race gloves, and shorts (optional). Now roadies you do not have to buy the arm warmes or bootie covers but I would like all club members to wear Jersey's and shorts (so the club stands out and is consistant). Also, I would like to expand the membership this year and possibly put together some race teams, wether it be a Trans Rockies team, BC bike race team or a road cycling team. The only issue I have at this moment with the road kits is I need to know sizes, how many of the pieces you would like and a 50% deposit (kits will be at the store's cost). So the sooner you sign up the sooner I can get the kits produced (call or stop by for details and pricing). So let's get rollin on this so's we can look good rippin up the dirt and tarmac!!!
Peace out kids!!!
Yeah....first of all you're gross...and if you want one of those websites, google something else. I'm talking about mountain biking chicks getting dirty whilst learning the fine art of skilled riding. So this year i've decided to sign up for Rocky Mountain's Dirt Series. A camp i've heard oodles about from many friends and randoms who come in the shop. Everyone raves about the quality of coaching and how much their riding abilities increased post-camp. So, after a few years of fumbling my way down trails and mentally crossing my fingers before many a roll or drop, i've decided to find out how to properly ride down things. So here's the deal, you check out the dirt series website and find the camp taking place closest to you, or the camp in the place you'd like to ride....then just pony up the cash and you're in. The camps accomodate riding skills from total begginer (like how to properly sit your bike, ride a strait line, stand on the pedals in neutral position) to how to huck a 20' gap jump.
Be careful about thinking this one over for too long, because the camps fill up pretty dern quickly. I myself am going to the Co-ed (oh yes boys, you can come ride with the girls for a couple of them...)Whistler camp on July 25/26. And let me tell you, i'm stoked. I'm one of those people who does most of the things i do by accident or copious amounts of prayer. i can't wait to roll up to a drop and actually know how to do it...i mean really how...like what to do with my feet, where to put the nose of the bike, when to flick....all those things that the boys can't tell you because they just "do it".....no more "here, just watch me"....no more..."well i don't know HOW to do it....just ride up to it and you'll figure it out...". Don't get me wrong, balls of hardened steel are useful and admirable....but i'd really like to have a closet full of skills i can sort through when i'm doing things instead. So there you have it, The Dirt Series is a golden oportunity not to be missed....c'mon ladies....how good would it feel to show up the boys as you charge off a drop and rip through a birm??
After 7 months of sitting at a desk job with the NYPD Patric Pogan has been fired. According to the New York Times:
"Mr. Pogan was accused last year of assault and of filing false paperwork related to the arrest of the cyclist and was suspended from the department. The Manhattan district attorney’s office dropped the charges — attempted assault, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct — against the cyclist, Christopher Long.
Mr. Browne (NYPD chief spokesman) said on Thursday that the firing stemmed directly from the events involving Mr. Long, which took place on July 25 during a monthly event known as Critical Mass, in which hundreds of cyclists ride through the city to advocate nonpolluting forms of transportation."
read the whole article here:
Thursday, February 19, 2009
The ride was epic though and the conditions at the park are kick-ass these days. We rode all the way to the top and shayne was "laying ze powah dooown" (insert German accent). Apparently giving Shayne a gentle tire rub at the bottom of the hill is like giving him some "Boonen powder." He was pedaling like a mad man and the hills seemed easy compared to our hangover Zoo-ride on Sunday. Tyler and Chevy did great on their 34,5lbs (TJ) and 38lbs. (Chevrolet) beasts and soldiered up those climbs, kudos to them . It was great to have Nic back as well since the nightrides just don't feel the same without him. Sadly Ryan blew apart his Crap Brothers pedal (oops who said that? What what!?) just after the tta and had the world shortest nightride, at 1 minute and 53 seconds.
All in all a great ride...can't wait for next Tuesday.
The Crew at the top of Jelly roll...soon after this photo was taken the undersigned went down.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Friday, February 13, 2009
"Eulaila!!!" -Viking Cat
Thursday, February 12, 2009
"Today (Thursday!) is the day! Come out to Camas for our annual Velotines fundraiser. Come at 7 for the race, and 8ish for the party. Anyone can race, you don't have to be super speedy- it's more about the fun of it all. And speed isn't everything in a Velovixen race - it's more about your style...it's going to be fun... and there's a sweet lineup of performers and entertainment.
See you there!!!"
Check out the Velotines event here
This will be a nice warm-up for upcoming events and a good way to kick start the new year which will be filled with exciting cycling related events. For those of you who don't feel like racing, there is no shame in just showing up for the party, check out the bikes and the entertainment and enjoy the community of cyclists.
Also coming up tomorrow (Friday) is Rev. Will's Moonlight Mystery ride. Which is a monthly casual ride through the streets of Victoria. Meet at 10pm on Centennial Square, ride leaves at 11.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Monday, February 9, 2009
These guys are nuts. But since we the crew at Rider's are of varying stages of relative sanity, our race will be nothing close to the above madness. "The Viking Cat" will be a much more relaxed event, focused on the fun factor more than the race factor. I've plotted out the course for the most part and I'm thinking there will be about 15 check points from Rider's Global Headquarters on Cloverdale to James bay where there will be some refreshments on tab at a respectable establishment. As the date for this event has not been confirmed I suggest people do a little warm-up this Thursday and partake in the Velo Vixens' Velotines variety show and Race. These have been legendary in the past where compatitors had to complete a different dance-move for each of the checkpoint judges (the velo vixens), and other fun stuff. Definitely worth the five dollar race fee.
Velolicious Variety Race
Tucked away in nooks and crannies around town, you'll find each Vixen with a 'skill testing' obstacle to get you on to the next stop.
8:00 - ...
Velotines Variety Show
Come for the show, stay for a sweet treat, and enjoy our line up of burlesque dancing, bike love story telling and films of bike love, and bike lust!
See you there!"
I came across this video at the good folks of Raleigh Commutes. Seems like I was not the only person to take a bad spill this weekend. Mine was an exceptional art of fixed gear revenge as I tried to throw down a fat skid with my left leg as the brake (I'm much better at using the right.. but even so I'm a beginner with this fixed gear stuff). the Bianchi revolted and my left thigh hit the bars and I soon found out that my eyebrow and chin are, in fact, not tougher than your average Victoria pavement. So after riding home, wiping the blood of my glasses every once and awhile so I could see, I was forced to pay my good friends at Royal Jubilee Hospital a visit and they stitched my face together with great skill and swiftness. Ahh...the joys of the school of hard knocks. Perhaps I'll learn one day, but I'm not sure. You learn by doing, and my doings tend to be a Little on the crazy side. Two injuries in four months is a little too much though and I hope this trend is over with...
But since these bruises are only cosmetic, they won't be standing in the way of me going nightriding on Tuesday, so I'll see you there.
Saturday, February 7, 2009
What was going on in the Abus headquarters (giggle giggle) when they thought of this name? At some point you must simply stand up and say: "Ok guys, I can't take it any longer. There is NOOO!!! way that we can use this name for that lock, and if you don't see why, you should probably have a little more coffee in the morning or a little less scotch in the evening."
By the way we con't carry these locks at Rider's.
Friday, February 6, 2009
Rider's Cycles now has a huge presence in the South Island Mountain Bike Society (SIMBS).
Shayne, Mitch, and I managed to get ourselves elected to the board of directors. Shayne is the Treasure while Mitch and I are directors at large. Our first meeting was this Tuesday. We got to know the other directors, discuss upcoming SIMBS events, and brain storm ideas of how to spend our member's money. SIMBS will be holding a screening on March 26 at the Victoria Events Center of the latest DVD in the New World Disorder series:
NWD 9 “Never Enough”
The event will be free for SIMBS members or $20 (the cost of a membership) for the general public.
SIMBS is also looking for spaces around town to build small beginner technical training areas. We would like to build parks where kids can have fun and learn the basic skills so that they can feel more confident riding at Hartland. We are looking for public land but preferably not CRD land. If anyone knows of a great spot please post it in the comments below.
Trail maintenance this month will be on Sunday the 15th. Please contact Chris before 9:00 a.m. Friday the 13th if you would like a free a sandwich lunch after putting in a few hours of hard labour.
Rider's Cycles just received the latest version of the Hartland Mountain Bike Trails map. It is now water proof and has been tested to survive going through a wash with your cloths. There are a few new trails and the map has been updated to remove sections of land that are not within the park.
"Speak, Build, Respect, Ride.", IMBA
“Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?”
Sure, rider's is perhaps not the best atmosphere to be around if you want to stop drinking coffee. But imagine a place in the city where it would be suitable to stop drinking coffee. I can't personally think of one but I know it would be a dull place. Dull dull dull...dull like Stephen Harper dull.
“Remember, even if you don't love coffee, coffee loves you.” ~ Alex Gottschalk
Thursday, February 5, 2009
There are events coming up, where these skills will come in handy: For example "Pedal and a Pint" and the "Annual Unofficial Rider's Alley Cat Race." No dates have been decided yet but the weather is getting pretty nice and everyone is a little jittery and ready to rip it up.
In Mitch's case, the jitters are mostly because of his new found and delightful caffeine addiction, but for the rest of us, we're just itching to go out for a spin with our fellow cyclists.
I'm currently plotting out a course for the "cat," so be ready for real alleys...
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
I love coffee. I previously enjoyed this drink in moderation, I would have one, maybe two a month. It was like a wonderous treat now and then. It was, (and still is), my recreational drug. I now work at Riders Cycles. Riders Cycles is staffed by a group of Caffine fanatics and pushers. In the past five working days I have had one coffee every day. Two years ago this would have filled my quota for nearly half a year. Today I stirred my coffee with one of my t-handled allan wrenches... and I didn't bother to wipe it down for potential grease... I predict that the descent in to addiction will be a slippery slope.
Cowboy logic of the day: Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.